today I received this email from my cousin.
I would like to share this wif all of you.
It is damm funny. bahaha xDDD.
you guys see liao will noe why I say like that like.
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老妈而自豪，但毎次讲到擄獲老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼，老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书，看了真的是 OH！MY GOH，很有一套喔！
Dear wang little sister : 亲爱的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，妳的眼睛打开，我又活过来，妳的眼睛贬啊贬，我就死去活来。
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me you will one see clock.
也许妳不记得我，没有关系，当妳仔细看著我，妳就会一见锺情。
I think I should introduoe myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大伟，今年25 (今天是 today，那么今年就是 toyear。至于伟就翻成 great 吧！)
My home have four mouth people - papa，mama，I and DD。
我家有四囗人....爸爸丶妈妈丶我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in big company work。
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you。
我毎天都做早操，这样我会有強壯的身体来保护。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife。
请嫁给我吧！否则我将削发为僧，找个廟来了此一生。(实在想不起(嫁)字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光，嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。至于(廟)字，也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
Like Your people 喜欢妳的人
原来“做早操”的英文是“ make early fuck ”
haha xDD very funny right?!
just wan to share it. hope you all like. =)